Welcome to a segment I like to call; "Beni has a writer's stone!"
Now some of you may be asking, what the ruddy fuck is a writer's stone?
It's simple really, as any well-balanced or even slightly intelligent person would tell you, a writer's stone is a build-up of solid concretions of dissolved procrastinatory minerals in the imaginary tract of the third eye. Which of course leads to blockage, and an inability to pass your imagination properly. This can sometimes lead to infection, which spawns many...many...terrible ideas.
And for those of you who do not fall into the two previously mentioned categories, I will be plain in explanation.
Writer's stones make it painful, or even impossible, for me to piss out my ideas onto paper.
My literary cock is clogged with so much bullshit that I can't even put on a smile and whistle while I work, just...contorted masks and ugly grins.
Hope this sparked some fun images in your head!
Sure didn't do anything for me.
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